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[190227] Stungun - Totsumachi
TL;DR: Late night totsumachi shenanigans with Stungun. Featuring the judo club, lots of omurice, and several wacky talks.
*Totsumachi are streams where listeners can call in to the streamer and join the stream as a host, so they get to talk to the streamer and ask them questions, joke around, or ask for advice. It was my first time in one - I didn't even know that it was a thing that could be done LOL - so it was really fascinating.
Featuring: Stungun @BiriBiriStockin
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Stungun started the stream at... 2am JPT, which was really kinda... dude....... o(-( By the time I got in, Rio had actually called in to chat to him but was just on the way out LOL.
I didn't really pay attention to most of the earliest callers, because they were... not talking about anything in particular and just joking around. I was pretty surprised that he actually had two different male fans call in really early on! I did notice that his fans were all really young though, pretty much everyone who called in was 18 and under. From what I gathered, each caller could ask him three questions.
The first caller I paid attention to said she was working at a karaoke place.
Stungun: Where?
Listener: Eh... I can't really say
Stungun: Kanto?
Listener: No
Stungun: Osaka?
Other listeners: If she tells you are you going to go there????
That listener eventually started joking about cameras in karaoke places, but I didn't really catch it.
Another caller changed her stream image to show the picture of a deer laughing, and she told him to look at it.
Listener: (posts photo of deer laughing)
*Totsumachi are streams where listeners can call in to the streamer and join the stream as a host, so they get to talk to the streamer and ask them questions, joke around, or ask for advice. It was my first time in one - I didn't even know that it was a thing that could be done LOL - so it was really fascinating.
Featuring: Stungun @BiriBiriStockin
--
Stungun started the stream at... 2am JPT, which was really kinda... dude....... o(-( By the time I got in, Rio had actually called in to chat to him but was just on the way out LOL.
I didn't really pay attention to most of the earliest callers, because they were... not talking about anything in particular and just joking around. I was pretty surprised that he actually had two different male fans call in really early on! I did notice that his fans were all really young though, pretty much everyone who called in was 18 and under. From what I gathered, each caller could ask him three questions.
The first caller I paid attention to said she was working at a karaoke place.
Stungun: Where?
Listener: Eh... I can't really say
Stungun: Kanto?
Listener: No
Stungun: Osaka?
Other listeners: If she tells you are you going to go there????
That listener eventually started joking about cameras in karaoke places, but I didn't really catch it.
Another caller changed her stream image to show the picture of a deer laughing, and she told him to look at it.
Listener: (posts photo of deer laughing)
Stungun: Are you saying something about my face?!?!?!??! wwww
Sometime later in the conversation with the girl, when it was time for her last question, this happened:
The joke here is that the word 'baka' (idiot) is made up of the kanji for 'deer' and 'horse' HJFHKAHKJA
There were also a bunch of incidents with the callers' microphones. Some were really loud, and others were really soft, and others had microphonics when they moved around too much. When the noise got too much people (and Stungun) would go, "Welcome back to the forest~" LOL.
His commenters were as ridiculous as he was tbh.
(me: ?!?!??!)
For some listeners who called in without knowing what to talk about, Stungun offered to do a personality test/predict their futures for them...
For the personality test, he would ask about their favourite animal, their favourite omurice topping, so on and so forth..... and his conclusion was "OKAY you will join the judo club" ?!!!!!!
While for the predictions, he would roll some random stuff around the table, crumple random papers, and in general he was making a lot of noise in the background... and listeners were like "ojiisan what are you doing?!?!"
He would take his own sweet time, and ask the caller to like, hum loudly while he did it, then he would say "OKAY! I have seen your future!"
For the first girl who got it...
Stungun: On March 12 you will meet the important person you are destined to meet. In April you will be in high school right? Are you joining any clubs? mmm I'm not quite sure let me (continues doing the random shit he was doing above) .... ah i see it!! You will enter the...
Other listeners: Judo club?
Stungun: ...judo club www
At one point, one girl called in and said she had E-cups (?!!!!!), and he went all hentai ojisan and people were like "That's sekuhara, we're gonna call the police on you ojisan..." IT WAS REALLY WILD I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Then, probably the most exciting caller of the day was this girl who said she was seeing a guy 7 years older than her and she wasn't sure if she should continue seeing him.
Basically it was pretty f-ked up, the girl was 18 and the guy 25, and they met on TikTok.
Apparently they went to karaoke together and got ... some ... action ... going ??? She was trying to be vague about it but we could get the nuance lmao and other listeners were writing stuff like "tongue-fighting" and "there are cameras in the karaoke places!" in reference to that caller earlier. One commenter in particular was trolling and writing "cousins?" and eventually changed it to "not cousins".
Stungun happened to see the "not cousins" comment and he stopped the caller in her sentence and went "not cousins-san please stop wwww".
And it was really akan... like, the girl was saying how he apparently had a girlfriend but didn't tell her about it, and when she confessed to him he said he didn't have a girlfriend anymore. Which was really setting alarm bells off in my head already (obviously?), so Stungun prodded more.
Stungun: So this guy... is he coming to meet you?
Listener: (says something about how he wants her to go over to where he's based)
Stungun: So this guy... where is he based?
Listener: Osaka
Stungun: And you?
Listener: (somewhere in the east, not near Osaka)
Stungun: You said he's 25?
By this point you could tell his tone had changed.
Listener: Yes
Stungun: (whistles lowly and deliberately) and... is he working?
Listener: (whispering) Yes... in finance
Stungun: (whistling lowly) Aaaand if you go to visit him, who's paying the transport fees?
Listener: ...me
Stungun: (w h i s t l e s)
The girl added something about university?? But I didn't catch it. And people were getting pretty concerned for the girl and you could kinda tell that Stungun was trying to keep it neutral but his tone of voice clearly showed otherwise.
Stungun: Have you heard of YSP?
Listener: No?
Stungun: Yes, stop, pee-man.
Listener: Yes, stop, pee-man???
Stungun: Yes, stop, pee-man.
I'm quite sure P-man refers to Policeman LOL. Other listeners were telling the girl to definitely not go to Osaka to meet him, nor anywhere near his house really, and if they had to meet they should meet somewhere in between their cities.
In conclusion he told the girl to please take care of herself and go safely if she really wanted to meet him. Hmmm.
By the time he finished this call it was like, 3.30am JPT already? I was really tired so I wasn't keeping up for most of it at this point. He did two more future predictions, with one girl who had an English exam the next day predicted to "pass with a score of 60 points" and listeners were like "is that your own English score....."
There was, also, as expected, a lot of judobu and omurice... His prediction for the girl with the English test was something like, you will be walking home after your English test with 60 points and you will meet this person who also got 60 points. And in September, this person will ask you if ... you want to join the judo club.
Another guy called in, he was 15 years old and said he wanted to become an utaite after listening to Stungun!
Then one listener... I think it was the "not-cousins" from earlier? called in and said it was her birthday!
The last one I caught:
All in all it was a really interesting stream! It was good listening practice for me too LOL I hope he does it again! He has a really nice laugh by the way, it's the kind that's really infectious and makes you laugh even in the middle of the night...
Sometime later in the conversation with the girl, when it was time for her last question, this happened:
Stungun: ok this is your last qn
Listener: (laughing so hard she can barely speak) deer and horse wwwwwwww which do you like wwwwwwwww
Stungun: (bursting into laughter) wwwwwwww HORSE WWWWW what kind of baka question is this wwwwww
The joke here is that the word 'baka' (idiot) is made up of the kanji for 'deer' and 'horse' HJFHKAHKJA
There were also a bunch of incidents with the callers' microphones. Some were really loud, and others were really soft, and others had microphonics when they moved around too much. When the noise got too much people (and Stungun) would go, "Welcome back to the forest~" LOL.
Stungun: hello
Listener: hello
Stungun: woah your voice is really loud wwwwww
Listener: oops sorry wwwwww
Other listeners: caller's voice is louder than stunchan wwww
Listener: ah i forgot what i was going to talk to you about
Stungun: omg your voice is really loud wwwwwww
Listener: i'm sorry wwwwww
His commenters were as ridiculous as he was tbh.
Listener: i'm taking my routine exams (teiki tesuto) next week
Stungun: ohh your teiki tesuto, huh?
and somehow everybody in the comments was like "keiki tesuto wwwwww" (cake test) and Stungun's like ALL OF YOU IN THE COMMENTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WWWWWW (I think he pronounced it in a way that it was easily misheard?)
Listener: what's your chest size
Stungun: ??? my chest size???
Listener: yes
Other listeners: C cup/E cup/U cup...?
Stungun: (sighs deeply) it's probably a B cup?
Listener: naruhodo, thank you
(me: ?!?!??!)
For some listeners who called in without knowing what to talk about, Stungun offered to do a personality test/predict their futures for them...
For the personality test, he would ask about their favourite animal, their favourite omurice topping, so on and so forth..... and his conclusion was "OKAY you will join the judo club" ?!!!!!!
While for the predictions, he would roll some random stuff around the table, crumple random papers, and in general he was making a lot of noise in the background... and listeners were like "ojiisan what are you doing?!?!"
He would take his own sweet time, and ask the caller to like, hum loudly while he did it, then he would say "OKAY! I have seen your future!"
For the first girl who got it...
Stungun: On March 12 you will meet the important person you are destined to meet. In April you will be in high school right? Are you joining any clubs? mmm I'm not quite sure let me (continues doing the random shit he was doing above) .... ah i see it!! You will enter the...
Other listeners: Judo club?
Stungun: ...judo club www
At one point, one girl called in and said she had E-cups (?!!!!!), and he went all hentai ojisan and people were like "That's sekuhara, we're gonna call the police on you ojisan..." IT WAS REALLY WILD I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Then, probably the most exciting caller of the day was this girl who said she was seeing a guy 7 years older than her and she wasn't sure if she should continue seeing him.
Basically it was pretty f-ked up, the girl was 18 and the guy 25, and they met on TikTok.
Apparently they went to karaoke together and got ... some ... action ... going ??? She was trying to be vague about it but we could get the nuance lmao and other listeners were writing stuff like "tongue-fighting" and "there are cameras in the karaoke places!" in reference to that caller earlier. One commenter in particular was trolling and writing "cousins?" and eventually changed it to "not cousins".
Stungun happened to see the "not cousins" comment and he stopped the caller in her sentence and went "not cousins-san please stop wwww".
And it was really akan... like, the girl was saying how he apparently had a girlfriend but didn't tell her about it, and when she confessed to him he said he didn't have a girlfriend anymore. Which was really setting alarm bells off in my head already (obviously?), so Stungun prodded more.
Stungun: So this guy... is he coming to meet you?
Listener: (says something about how he wants her to go over to where he's based)
Stungun: So this guy... where is he based?
Listener: Osaka
Stungun: And you?
Listener: (somewhere in the east, not near Osaka)
Stungun: You said he's 25?
By this point you could tell his tone had changed.
Listener: Yes
Stungun: (whistles lowly and deliberately) and... is he working?
Listener: (whispering) Yes... in finance
Stungun: (whistling lowly) Aaaand if you go to visit him, who's paying the transport fees?
Listener: ...me
Stungun: (w h i s t l e s)
The girl added something about university?? But I didn't catch it. And people were getting pretty concerned for the girl and you could kinda tell that Stungun was trying to keep it neutral but his tone of voice clearly showed otherwise.
Stungun: Have you heard of YSP?
Listener: No?
Stungun: Yes, stop, pee-man.
Listener: Yes, stop, pee-man???
Stungun: Yes, stop, pee-man.
I'm quite sure P-man refers to Policeman LOL. Other listeners were telling the girl to definitely not go to Osaka to meet him, nor anywhere near his house really, and if they had to meet they should meet somewhere in between their cities.
In conclusion he told the girl to please take care of herself and go safely if she really wanted to meet him. Hmmm.
By the time he finished this call it was like, 3.30am JPT already? I was really tired so I wasn't keeping up for most of it at this point. He did two more future predictions, with one girl who had an English exam the next day predicted to "pass with a score of 60 points" and listeners were like "is that your own English score....."
There was, also, as expected, a lot of judobu and omurice... His prediction for the girl with the English test was something like, you will be walking home after your English test with 60 points and you will meet this person who also got 60 points. And in September, this person will ask you if ... you want to join the judo club.
Another guy called in, he was 15 years old and said he wanted to become an utaite after listening to Stungun!
Then one listener... I think it was the "not-cousins" from earlier? called in and said it was her birthday!
Stungun: It's your birthday?
Listener: Yeah
Stungun: Ahhhhh~ this is so troublesome wwwwwww
Listener: wwwwwwwwwww
Other listeners: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Stungun sang her happy birthday! Really loudly! Considering it was already 4am by now!
People were asking him what time he was gonna stream until because it was really getting super late...
Listener: what do you like about shakemii?
Stungun: e......h... this is very embarrassing...... you want me to answer seriously?
Listener: yeah
Stungun: he's kind... i really look up to him. i really like his kindness.
The last one I caught:
Listener: today's my mum's birthday, what should i do?
Stungun: how old's your mum
Listener: 43...around there
Stungun: cook omurice
Listener: ok thank you
Other listeners: Stunchan only knows omurice and judo club
Stungun: WWWW I only know omurice and judo club
Other listeners: Stunchan only knows omurice and judo club
Stungun: WWWW I only know omurice and judo club
Stungun: do you know how to cook omurice
Listener: uh
Stungun: All in all it was a really interesting stream! It was good listening practice for me too LOL I hope he does it again! He has a really nice laugh by the way, it's the kind that's really infectious and makes you laugh even in the middle of the night...